I'm the REAL violent acres!

I'ma sick of all you peeple purtending to b me.
None of youz is haf az purty or talinted as me.
Also I'ma heckuva lots more beeyooteful.
The way you can tell that this is reely me is cuz I cleerly have the face of a modul.
I had my brother take it fer me.
he's a reel good fertogrufer when he aint lookin for cock pickshurs.